TRADUCCIONNNN!
... after a day's work and rush home because you stick to the tap .. "oh 30 cent a bottle of water is theft!" ... to cook a Thanksgiving turkey mega, then after you prepare for your "Maid" of meatballs, we finished dinner amusements, exclaiming "Oh, this turkey has just satisfied!" with the bewildered gaze of those present understood as turkey two months at home there is not track and the mind rushes to hypothetical rotten leftovers ...
... then tell the cook to shrink these meatballs made so the children do not realize that they are recycled! ... Send your "Maid" to shop for a week for five people with "20 euros", forcing the poor to retrieve waste from the market stalls! ... bring your family out to eat and finally you walk with pride at McDonalds ..!
... knowing that your household have a nice easter egg for your children begins with: "Well I do not have him as a gift!" € 5 ... trying to steal your daughter trying to convince her that a handful of one-cent coins are better than that piece of paper! ... when you go to eat at a friend's house you guzzle swallowing anything without a word in edgewise with your wife for the trouble you take elbowed .. ... Send your kids walk to school because "oh I did the military I have to learn! And then a subscription is too expensive!" ... your wife complains that your house is not even a picture of you two, but only of ancient ancestors died for centuries ...
... do not you send your son to football because he has to do fencing, probably with a Roman dagger of your ancestors (thus savings), to continue the family tradition ... go with the family at a pizzeria but requires them to take all strictly a daisy! ... you alter because it uses too much toilet paper "which then costs!"
... ask your "maid" not to tell your wife that the Nutella (tarot) expired on your children ... "if no yes angry "! ... you're a man who never picks up! in your house ... you only eat pasta and rice because the meat is a luxury! ... you're a bank manager along with your wife, you have three apartments in downtown Milan, in a mountain, one sea, six of noble descent, you have at home several gold bars, but you're so bum that the bums would be ashamed of yourself ... YOU ARE WELCOME HOW VITTORIO!
PS a special thanks to the "Maid" (Mamy) CELE who has dabbled with short stories on his head !!!.. I can not wait to get to know Victor! remember you have it ahahaahh promised!!
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