Hello guys,
I wanted to make clear the fundamental rules of life of male couples that we know perfectly, but you ignored the women, then just turn around now and learn them well!
1) If you think you're fat, you probably six. So do not ask.
2) Learn how the ring of W ater : if it 'stood up, Turn it down. (No break)
3) Do not cut your hair. Radi everything else
4) Shopping is not 'sport.
5) Anything you put yourself, okay. Really. (No break)
6) Do you have enough clothes.
7) You have too many shoes.
8) If you want something, ask! The subtle hints do not work.
9) No, I do not know what day it is today. And I will remember 'never. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
10) Any thing we talked about six or eight months ago, 'an argument against excessive strains. All the arguments become void after 7 days.
11) You can ask me to do something OR tell me how to do something. NOT TWO THINGS TOGETHER.
12) even when it is 'possible, please tell me all you have when advertising'.
and eventually, rule number one:
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